What If Famous Diet Plans Were About Money…

By Sonal Bhadoria | June 27, 2015

Ah diets. They sound fancy, promise to turn us into super models and look oh-so-easy. But alas, many a brave soul has fallen for the ‘let-me-go-on-a-diet’ trope. Because in reality, it requires incredible discipline and a great amount of self-control that mere mortals sometimes fall short of achieving. There are many diet fads in the market, but have you ever wondered what would happen if all these famous diets were about money? Well, we did and here’s what we came up with.

 

Weight Watchers Diet

For anyone who is super super careful with their money and put every (and we mean every) financial transaction/investment/purchase etc on an excel and watch it like a hawk.

 

Atkins Diet

Wouldn’t you agree loans/EMIs are like financial carbs. They are so easily available, they make you feel better about yourself and life in general. But what you don’t realize is that they are eating away at your financial health one month at a time.

 

Palio Diet

This one’s for the financial dinosaurs who like sticking to ancient money management techniques and conservative investment options. So everything still gets written down on paper and stacked in files. And annual investments still mean insurance premiums and PPFs.
Warriors Diet

Oh this happens every year guys. We are in La-la land all through the year living our dukhi/sukhi jeevan and then January comes. Along come mails from HR to submit investment proofs for the financial year and we wake up to smell all the money that immediately goes away in PPFs, ULIPs, and insurance premiums.
Diet or no diet, one should always be financially fit and healthy. So why not check the state of your financial health with the help of these super convenient calculators.

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Category: Funny Money
Sonal Bhadoria

About Sonal Bhadoria

An accidental engineer who went from designing car parts to writing within a woefully short span of time. Has spent nearly 3 years in the digital news media muddle, where everything from tackling Modi trolls to analyzing the Wimbledon grass was attempted at. Seriously believes online reading is a legitimate hobby for which annual awards should be handed out. Also spends way too much time on the internet.

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